None of these words look like ”I take full responsibility for what I allowed to happen in my company and will be stepping down” so idgaf

Nah. Play Call of Duty (or any other respectable FPS for that matter) at 30 frames vs. 60 and you’ll see the difference fast.

I mean, there was this

I mean. Those characters are way more interesting than... whatever the hell this was.

Nope.

Enh, I respect that you like the game and have no ill will to those that do, but it breaks my heart that my favorite game of all time will never get a true successor. I don’t feel entitled to it, and I don’t wanna devote my energy hating on the direction it’s going, but it still fucking sucks that after two amazing…

Because no one will buy an Epic phone?

No, it’s not actually running on a pregnancy test. The internal components of a pregnancy test make it the pregnancy test. The only original part of said test remaining is the casing.

Ok but why not a slowpoke tail? It would be funnier.

Fuck the CCP

I appreciate you trying to express a more balanced opinion in the comments but the articles, especially their titles, are very agressive against Epic and on Gizmodo it literally veered into fake news when it reports an Apple lie (that epic asked for special treatment) as fact, complete with a click bait title.

I thought I had seen the whole show, but clearly I missed the part where Jack and Aku get it on.

Oh my God, it’s trying to build the Space Elevator!

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Seriously Burnout 3 is still by far the best burnout. Revenge comes close but has a worse soundtrack and darker look.

$5 says we see an upgraded Skyrim on next gen systems.

This. Ironically, the PS3/360 disc versions of Paradise ultimately have access to more content than all these fancy “Ultimate Editions” because of the retailer codes.

As much as i’ve already bought this game for 4 different platforms, my biggest gripe is that all the newer ones remove the option to use the ancient retailer unlock codes.

Hush you! This was *totally* a teaser for XD: Gale of Darkness 2!