Cool, yeah, crash mode golf, sweet. Sign me up.

“You won’t BELIEVE what happens next!”

You guys misspelled “Curie”.

Give me an Alpha-152 mousepad, then we’ll talk.

The legend of the man with only two special moves continues.

They used to have more range and accuracy, but both were reduced for the sake of PvP. Last Word and Thorn have also both taken serious nerfs.

Eh. I’m not really feeling it.

Unless you’re like me and roll Draenei where the starting area hasn’t been updated in hell-knows-how-long!

I wonder if this means they’ll also punish the Eirene, which is the same high-impact archetype, only with less aim assist and different scopes.

I loved Bungie’s logic which was along the lines of - “Oh, well your Guardian doesn’t change so neither should your weapons...”

I feel you. I’ll probably just run the new story mission, the “new” strike (which is just a remix of an older strike), and run PoE just once to see the new bosses.

The main complaint with Viking Funeral Firebolts isn’t so much the damage as it is the amount of time that it forces you to retreat since the burn lasts a while and prevents health regeneration. This is especially apparent in 3v3's.

Because apparently the DoT is so sacred to the design philosophy of the Sunsinger that tampering with it will require Bungie to rebuild the subclass from the ground up or something.

Geez. Bungie really hates PvE players.

I must have REALLY bad luck because my rank 5 Iron Banner packages typically don’t have anything to help me advance past 315 either.

I must have bad luck because the game keeps piling on duplicate exotics and lackluster legendaries that don't help me boost my light level, and this is also including raid drops.

After 6 weeks of getting little more than crappy ghost shells from Nightfalls and worthless low-rating raid gear that doesn’t even come close to helping me get past 317 (and still no Jade Rabbit), I find that hard to believe.

Sooo, no mention of fixing the atrociously bad RNG reward system that drove my friends/clanmates away.

As long as it doesn’t want to play Secret Paladin or Reno Warlock decks, we should be fine.

Don’t blame the controllers. Blame Mario Party.