This controller doesn’t look like you need a third hand to use it properly.

No wonder there hasn’t been an update to Shufflepuck Cantina on iOS for what seems like years now. They were working on the VR version.

If we get to beat the tar out of Kylo Ren with a Keyblade lightsaber, I’m pre-ordering immediately.

How long have you been on Kotaku, anyway? You’re all over the place. Haha.

I’m pretty sure it’s part of the act. As you know, those huge YouTubers tend to have relatively young audiences who are entertained just by watching people freak out over silly things.

GunZ: The Duel was my jam. Had a clan and everything back in the glory days on Ijji.

My PS2 disc must have been cursed then, because for me, climbing onto that rooftop was less about “enjoying success” and more “watching 8-Ball die repeatedly by instantly running headfirst into enemy fire.”

*going through the minds of the idiots that designed those two missions.

Can I see the boards for Bomb Da Base: Act II and Espresso-2-Go?

Ugh, they don’t even have to do the entire Burnout series.

If they bring out the big guns and throw down some huge NX launch titles that people have been clamoring over for quite some time now (Metroid, F-Zero, etc), along with full backwards compatibility with the Wii U, it could indeed provide enough steam for a solid launch.

Wasn’t the original purpose of a pre-order to prevent missing out on a game at release?

Nope.

I feel the opposite. The social segments are what prevents me from letting all the grinding drive me crazy.

Maaan, I remember playing the Conception II demo and seeing the Classmating sequence for the first time.

Yeah, you should’ve tried telling people that during the Dickwolves incident.

I really want Destiny to work. It has so much untapped potential which has been marred by corporate influence and bad design choices.

Because after 4 PvP events in a row, you’d think Bungie would be apt to reveal something more substantial in store for us by now.

So, for this event, the profits from microtransactions went into... covering the Tower with rose petals.