Lawnmower Man is an auto-win in my book.

I just hope that there will be more viable weapon choices as opposed to figuring out what chews through stupid damage sponges most efficiently... That's what ruined HoW for me. Most endgame prizes were downright inferior to ascended legacy weapons due to lackluster stats/perks.

A refined fusion of DS and Bloodborne?

Jennifer Tilly Ghost or riot.

I think this was a boss in Bloodborne.

Pfft. He’ll be back. This happens all the damn time with pirates. If anything, they’re the nautical equivalent of Marvel characters.

South Park was calling this shit over a decade ago.

I chuckled, then I frowned.

Hm. This looks somewhat dangerous.

Ahahaha. The notorious Felwinter’s Lie, easily regarded as one of the most infuriating weapons to go up against in PvP.

Captain Greenskin is pretty underrated. I was lucky enough to get him in a pack and he’s a cornerstone of my Pirate Paladin deck. The buff he gives to your weapons can really bolster your offense.

Plus they’s fucking fun as hell. Truesilver Champion/Ashbringer sync so well with the pirate cards.

Pirate Paladins are my jam.

Suddenly that advice from Sonic about the dangers of climbing into dryers doesn’t sound so absurd.

What kind of bird hangs around a raging wildfire?

“Nerfed Into Oblivion” is an understatement. It’s essentially an Efrideet’s Spear (+Field Scout perk) with less ammo capacity.

Wolfpack Rounds getting the nerf bat stings quite a bit.

I am the one who quacks.