I know, man. What do they expect me to do? Run Malygos + Faceless + Flamestrike?

OP.

Flipping through the YouTube comments for the trailer, it’s plain to see that no one should ever flip through the YouTube comments for a game trailer.

Your original response was actually quite on par.

Young Rugal Bernstein?

I think the real kick in the nuts is that the hassle of beating PoE 35 from start to finish with no checkpoints is totally NOT worth the rewards.

Aw man, no “Go Flawless in Trials” as a requirement?

I’d imagine the ludicrous amount of bullshit accumulated all in one place would be enough to rupture the space-time continuum.

Sadly, the only part of this update that has me interested is the weapon balancing.

“Pre-order the Nintendo NX today, Mac!”

Eh. Too little, too late for me. I have Project Cars to satiate my racing sim cravings until the next installment of Gran Turismo shows up.

Final Fantasy at Freddy’s?

Yeah, outside of the full Starfox reveal and the Mario & Luigi x Paper Mario crossover, the presentation went out with a whimper as opposed to a bang. Many of the games shown were either already long-since known about or relegated to “Oh hey, that’s kinda cool.”

The funny thing is that in Fallout 3, this would’ve been considered a lot of caps.

I managed to get Three Dog and Harkness (major characters from Fallout 3) to drop from the lunchboxes and join the ranks of my vault, and I didn’t even have to spend a penny.

Man, these FNAF spin-offs are getting out of hand...

The Epilogue has quite a lot of utility despite its poor stats. It sees lots of use for the dreaded Thorn bounty, Void Burn modifiers in Nightfalls/PoE, and is a godsend in hard mode Vault of Glass thanks to its huge ammo capacity and bonus damage vs. Oracles, which saves it from being among the worst guns in the…

“Coming to iOS and Android!”

Yeah, fuck this guy. My clan and I just mowed him down with Gjallarhorns and Black Hammers in less than 4 minutes and called it a night.