Aww, man. This sucks to read. My hopes for Destiny were in the stratosphere.

Wake me when Vault comes back. I survived high school thanks to this drink!

Oh come on, when has Microsoft EVER been in favor of rational thinking?

Damn. Next-level marketing tactics! Devious!

The Rogue pack for the free-to-play Marvel Heroes 2015 is now available for purchase for $19.99.

The only feasable reasoning I can think of is that it prevents your annoying ass kid brother from fucking with your save files after you told him a million times not to touch the thing.

Come on, don't tell me you weren't thinking the same thing.

Hey man, I love staying true to the source material too, but no amount of cosplay is worth a Fantasia.

Warlock or bust. Blowing stuff up with space magic is just way too much fun.

A "no gun" run of Mass Effect 3 would be impossible, as there's numerous points in the game where you HAVE to use firearms.

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But can it run Crysis?

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That's no Soldier, that's Painis Cupcake!

I always thought Pluto had some kind of severe mental disability that caused him to behave that way as opposed to Goofy, Donald, and the rest of the gang.

Hey, they could've called it the 3DS U.

Still nowhere as scary as this.

Destiny. I need this game in me ASAP.

... Okay, that's great and all, but they left out the biggest bit of info.