I'm guilty of this as well.

Shhh. PSABR never happened.

Yeah. This is a bit of a stretch. The L and I are pretty clear to me.

And then Nintendo drops the bombshell and reveals that this is a screenshot of one of many cutscenes from SSBU's deep, expansive, multi-routed story mode!

Stupid EA. I'm still stung that they completely mangled Battlefield Heroes with their microtransaction nonsense.

No. No. No. No. No. What. Why.

Here's to hoping Utada cranks out something new for Kingdom Hearts III.

Aww, man. The A-10 was one of my favorite planes in the Ace Combat series.

Anyone else here put their potato cakes inside their roast beef sandwiches when they hit up Arby's?

Closeted Xbox fangirl, maybe?

Thanks. I'm certainly not going to resort to exploiting bugs for cash. Where's the satisfaction in that? I want to buy the expensive properties and vehicles legitimately.

Scrubby questions inbound.

"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins gave me this ultra-rare archer chick which I pretty much beat the entire game with because she was stupidly powerful and one-shotted everything.

Dammit. For a split second, I thought we were going to get a new Song Summoner.

Okay, seriously. A little unrelated, but is the music that plays during the pause menu not one of the most fucking hauntingly disturbing melodies ever?

*somehow makes a joke about the X-Clamp*

Excellent news. This was one of the games that sold me on the Vita. The atmosphere of the first was just astounding. My only real gripe was that the combat system was AWKWARD AS HELL.

Complex String!

Surprise, surprise. IGN gave it a 10/10, just like IV.

Watch there be a secret achievement if you let the whole thing roll.