That's one of the wingers they brought up from Rochester, Fat LaFontaine.

Practice.

I can’t believe a guy would waste a Super Bowl ticket on some bitch. She’s not going to even really be able to appreciate it. That was sweet that he got his mom a ticket though.

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It's nice they listed the number of days for a possible terror attack and used the proper color, but labeling it "ICE HOCKEY" is just confusing.

Battier: I’m thinking we go with a 90’s boy band hit.

Actually, for insomniacs, cold rooms really do improve sleep.

She lost to these people:

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

I'm not going to spend my valuable time railing on these two, when clearly, it's already been done.

man, Seattle's fan merchandise is horrible. It's like they don't know whether they want to be skiing yuppies in Aspen or construction workers.

"Yeah, you always have to cut a cheque that's ten times bigger when they start making noise."

If only it was an auction draft...

Team,
Effort,
Tradition?

Evil Manning Face was so 2013.

Travelling or not, she still drives a hell of a lot better than Laura Bush.

That almost looks like the Pabst Blue Ribbon logo.

This ain't prison yo!

yawn
2nd most popular sport in the world, my man.

Waitwaitwait... he tied the game AND signed Andrew Bynum?