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Dale Earnhardt: [opens dead spin]

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.

"This may not play well in Coors country..."
No, I think it's another type of bud that people like in Denver.

Eli, on the other hand, would never mess with that "light" shit. He goes right for the crafts.

Wooorldstaaaaar?

The third time's the charter.

You know what they say: "If at first you try and don't succeed, piloting planes probably isn't for you."

jesse?

No one cares

He knows when you've been sleeping,

Dafuq did I just watch?

Well, he's certainly on the shelf.

nosebleed sections only exist for drunk mexicans to fight and people in front of you recording the whole goddamn game on their phone.

Punishment. Much more effective than taking away her iPad.

0.36 Chambers

Sparty gets plenty enough at home.

Is this something people still find funny? What year is it?

Definitive proof that the NCAA has no soul.