“I’m A Pussy, You’re A Terrible Hockey Player” is my favourite Death From Above 1979 album.

Truly. Madly.

There is an official beer of the NFL and every NFL team. Fuck this guy.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

This is a really horrible take.

I bet Shaq could still toss Barkley’s fat ass out the front door, Uncle Phil style.

Oh don’t be ridiculous. He endorsed Hillary in the end, and maybe if she was a real progressive instead of a liar then she could have won the election.

“Man, if I had a suit jacket button for every time I fucked up over the past few years...”

🎶 housewives intro music plays 🎶

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Softball chicks are always kinda hot but still beefy.

There are no NBA playoffs, the team with the most regular season wins takes the title, and a team from the D-league was promoted into the NBA and then won said title with a payroll 20% as much as their competitors.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

No their opinion is that athletes should be compensated for the millions of dollars they bring in to their schools since they are treated more like employees (be here at this time, do this specific assigned role on the team) than students.

Some of those are just hard fouls and linconsequitual. I mean, this video’s creator is being pretty linsolent to NBA refs. But if he is right and race is involved, that makes this whole situation linsufferable.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Wrong, PB sandwiches for dinner are the poor man’s go-to. I know because I was that poor man.