This was snapped by a buddy of mine around halftime last night. As a Bills fan, we are all Bacon 69.

This is without a doubt my favorite Mr Show skit. It never, ever gets old.

A picture of one guy doing a nice thing is going to make you physically cry at a Mcdonald’s? Man, we truly have turned into a generation of fucking pussies.

THE FAST FERRY WAS STUNNING AND BRAVE SO DON’T YOU SPEAK ILL OF IT.

Yeah, like the 60-mile away booming metropolis that is Rochester would really distract you from becoming a Bills fan.

The NFL is absolutely the worst league of the big 4 in the US. The most mind blowingly frustrating for dozens of reasons, and that’s for teams that are successful. IMO, the NHL is the must decidedly un-shitty, and the NFL the shittiest.

I shared a version of this story during the Winter Olympics in 2014. I’m actually the tall dude chain smoking in the bottom right in the white shirt, this picture was taken by a friend standing directly next to me.

The Oklahoma City Bombing is the first thing I really remember happening as a kid and talking about it with my friends. I somehow missed the OJ chase , but it WAS the same year the trial started in 1995. I also remember all of my grandparent’s friends complaining that the OJ trial ruined their summer soap operas…

Who are “THE SUDS”? are they a new Milwaukee expansion team?

Samer, I have a friend who works at the White House and was able to solidify us not only a tour of the West Wing but 2 hours in the Truman Bowling Alley as well, which was amazing.

At the end of my senior year I had to take two abridged Spanish classes over the summer to graduate because I changed my major pretty late in the game. I went to a small D1 basketball school, and the only other two students in the class were basketball players.

are we not allowed to just use the word “thick” anymore?

Be on the lookout for them to start killing bench celebrators like the guys from Monmouth next year too.

Oh man, I have a great karaoke story involving Radiohead. I once went to a holiday party for a restaurant group that I was invited to by a friend of a friend who worked for this group. Guests were allowed, the space was huge and the group has shit tons of money to get some outliers drunk on well whiskey and cheap shit…

Wait but that would be... Oh, right.

Haha it was absolutely a goal. Fuck off, Penguins fan. Fuck your stupid team.

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There’s another great recounting of this story in “Gonzo”, Thompson’s Oral biography as written by Jann Wenner and Corey Seymour, with participation by old friends, family, and coworkers. It’s a fucking stellar read with some pretty amazing stories and anecdotes about him.

I was in 9th grade and after 6 months of trying to roll and smoke a joint, I ingeniously figured out a way to make a bong without even looking anything up. Just trial and error, man.

Seats in coach should be given away at the same price, but made available to passengers on a tallest-shortest basis. Nothing worse than seeing a 4'11 elderly woman in the exit row.