If you cook Asian food, peanut butter is one of the first things that comes out of the pantry.

No! Get a god damn sharp knife and your onions won’t make you cry anymore. Fuck sakes!

Barry, you’re underestimating how little the people of Buffalo care about drunk driving. It’s like an extracurricular activity there. - Dude who used to live there.

I fucked up again, by not watching the video and realizing that this is indeed a clip from the League. Sorry guys, I’m really hung over today.

Redacting my original comment. That video did NOT come up the first time, therefore I wasn’t able to watch it.

So I guess I’ll be the one that says it. The phrase is “All intents and purposes.” Intensive purposes doesn’t make any sense.

Meanwhile, old NFL fucks are still calling for Shady’s head. Surely they’ll be defending this shit (because white people).

Her husband being the first black president might have a lot to do with it.

#notallwomen

But fo’real, Kendrick should have won.

NO STILL TOO MANY WHITE PPPLLLLLLLL

I was having a really shitty go at everything and moved to New York 5 years ago and it kind of did fix everything for me. I know, I’m a walking stereotype, but guess what, I get to live in New York now. YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAAYAYA

I’m a serious die-hard Bills fan and this joke is funny, but would have been funnier still without the parenthetical sentence. If only to watch Bills fans flip the fuck out about it.

I feel similarly about the #BillsMafia, being a Bills fan and all. The shitty term was invented on Twitter in like 2008 and it stuck and it SUCKS. Now everyone calls anyone who’s a Bills fan Bills Mafia and I really don’t want to be associated.

Ha, well, other than the fact that I’m a Sabres fan who used to live in Buffalo, i guess, sure? I mean, I like to do butt stuff, so would love if that was an actual honor bestowed upon that city.

Yeah, eventually kids will be making them just to get on television and it will be annoying. What I’d like to see is a parody of this like “If Eichel scores tonight my wife will do anal.”

- Cardinals fan? Don’t you think if these games were actually being delayed by a team handing a football to someone near the end zone they just scored in, they’d get a flag for it?

So what a lot of commenters here would have us believe is that they’re holding out on dating life in fear that the low percent of men might kill them if something goes wrong? Am I reading this correctly? Please clarify.

Oh fuck off. Every time somebody posts something that makes fun of something awful the “you’re giving them what they want” argument comes out.