Yep. I’m chomping at the bit for team-only and conference-specific packages. However, my team is The Bills, and the conference I’m most interested in would be the AFC East, so, fuck.

Punk bass, none of that corporate BS.

Tim and Eric have already figured this out for us. No need for the article -

I’ve always heard that if you’re mixing and making anything but a martini or something with MORE booze than that, then Smirnoff is the absolut(e) (lolz) highest quality you should go. It’s is certainly not the best, however.

Try Reyka! You fools!

Billy Crystal does not equal Bill Murray.

Don’t have Instagram!? Noob!

I only lived in Buffalo for 18 months, a long transplanted NYC resident now, but as soon as I read that IG comment, I knew there’d be hell to pay. If you’re going to belittle someone’s job or work ethic, Buffalo is NOT a great place to start.

Makes me feel better I didn’t also pay for Sunday Ticket this year.

I was swearing at not only the game but also the shitty, pixelated feed. It was like being a Bills fan, but it was at 9:30 am, I wasn’t drunk, and somehow worse.

God damn it. Hair tattoos are not a thing, flash tattoos are not tattoos. They are stickers. God damn it.

As was alluded to above. Stay out of this girl’s vagina, just like you guys would campaign for on any discussion of abortion. It’s her prerogative, CREEPY AS FUCK as it may be. Her body, her hymen, her dad(dy), her choice. She definitely says “daddy”.

Spot on. This kid is hardly a victim. If I ever caught anyone trying to sneak a photo of me for any reason I’d probably have reacted worse. Not to mention dude was on the phone.

Dude covered in condiments is Pinto Ron - he’s likely the most “famous” of the Bills fans. I used to take shots out of a bowling ball from this dude. He’s pretty gross, but then again so am I. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_%22Pi…

Regular/early in the season, yes. division series games is a different story. I remember going to my first playoff hockey game at age 23 to find 2 little girls about ages 4 and 6 sitting in front of us with their parents and thinking about all of the other people who could have/deserved to be there. Fuck bringing…

A lazy Sunday with a bowl of chili? Easy there, Pinterest. Do you drink a large cup of coffee on a dewey fall morn with a scarf and both hands on the mug?

Likewise and likewise. Come the fuck on. This is nothing if not kind of fucking funny. Lions cannot be offended, therefore the costume is not offensive.

Have you seen the new NFL Zubaz Leggings? They’ve updated the color schemes and when a girl that should be wearing leggings wears them, boy oh boy, it’s a treat. /Creep

God, this put-on naivety about the internet and the poor speech and the everything about this is so fucking miserable.

Bills fans are closet masochists and they don’t even know it after putting themselves through these games through the years. That’s why they find themselves getting so turned on while getting their asses kicked. Now if only they knew what the word “masochist” meant. - A Bills fan