Awesome outfit choice, guy. I’m sure all the others who spent good money to sit that close to the field were suuuper pumped that you decided to wear a tank top that you got out of your 22 year old sister’s closet this morning. So glad you took the time to tuck it in, too. - (Fellow Bills fan).
Drink less beer, smoke more pot. Problem solved.
+1000 for “sin mouth”
This chick is unfunny and fucking annoying. Her delivery/cadence sucks. Oh but, she’s pretty, so people like her.
I just Google image searched you. Let’s get one thing straight - Adele is fat, you are thick. There’s a huge difference, but that doesn’t mean that you both aren’t totally bangable.
The sad part is the majority of the middle of the country eats this shit up with a spoon, hell, every part of of the country eats it up. What I’m trying to say is, most Americans are really fucking stupid.
Side note: Chef’s is the most overrated establishment in that city, akin to Katz’s in New York.
“Miss Treatment” (OF YOUR PLAYERS) is more like it! AM I RIGHT!?
Jokes on you, nitwit. I don’t even have a sister. I also never come in contact with children because I live in Manhattan, ever heard of it? Furthermore, I don’t own a car or a Bills jersey. I got into a fight that I didn’t start at age 17 (eleven years ago) while drunk. Never thrown a punch before ever?
This just isn’t realistic. Unless your brother was 10 years old and a season ticket holder.
So he decided when he was 10 that he didn’t like adult-aged Bills fans? Or did he pick up a team after college to impress his friends?
Annnnnd have to live in Flori-duh? No fucking thank you.
I was at this game as a Bills fan. Drunk off my ass at age 17 and ended up getting in a fist fight with a man twice my age after the game in the parking lot, who was ALSO a fucking Bills fan. He didn’t stick around after he found out he’d just assaulted a high school junior in a parking lot in Orchard Park.
Fucking idiot. Their signature dish has the word “Buffalo” in it, Garbage plates are from Rochester.
No, your brother grew up a Dolphins fan in WNY because he decided his favorite team based on the 90’s color scheme, Dan Marino, and the fact that you didn’t have a father. Dolphins fans from WNY fucking SUUUUUUCK. About as bad as Cowboys fans in the area.
My friend’s father and his friends used to have season tickets in the Bills’ hey day of the early 90s. It’s a fact that he and his group all donned adult diapers for the express purpose of not having to take a series off to take a piss. They’d just all sit there in a group, drinking and pissing themselves.
It’s pretty clear that maybe you never played a contact sport in your life? Dudes that get paid millions to be able to run, hit, tackle, and block are going to to have a tussle every now and again. Some coaches go so far as to encourage this type of behavior. Have you ever seen a hockey game? Even during team…
So appropriate
As a Bills fan, I can only think of this. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/footbal…
Enough fat shaming Deadspin. Can we please start calling these “Curvy Guy Touchdowns”?
