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“For all who is concerned...” Jesus tap dancing Christ this country is fucking stupid as fuck.

Yeah, I definitely consider myself smarter than the average American male. These are the same people that like Kenny Chesney and Duck Dynasty.

Honestly, EVERY DUDE? Hell naw, Clover. Hell nah. I think most dudes with a reading level above 9th grade will have a tough time with this show for a lot of reasons. Maybe mostly because it’s doucheporn that isn’t realistic for anyone but .1% of pro athletes and the fact that it’s just Entourage: Sports Edition.

Just a hunch that Ben Bishop has also been drinking an awful lot of coffee before big games.

Is that a fancy way of saying you’re a teacher? Because most of my friends that are teachers just say “I’m a teacher.”

Thanks for the lesson, Principal Dad.

I was thinking the same thing, and then I remembered how shitty it was to be on the receiving end of violence in high school. In high school, if someone punches you in the face and you hit them back, you’re basically just as at fault as they are. It doesn’t make any fucking sense, but self-defense usually doesn’t work…

This is why when I get scoffed at for referring to 90% of this country as uneducated, flyover state hell that I stand behind it. Jesus tapdancing Christ is this stupid.

I had a spacey friend in high school who had gone to an Italian restaurant and been served bread and olive oil for the first time. She became obsessed with it, and one night we were at another friends house and she came down the stairs eating the very same concoction, or so we thought. Upon entering the kitchen, I…

God damn it Joey. There's nothing that I love and hate more than a solid and deserved fucking zinger on my favorite hockey team.

Come on man, it's week, fourteen.

More embarrassing than you complaining about this is the fact that you're admitting you still watch poker on TV.

I can't help but agree wholeheartedly with this comment. I mean, if you're this kid, how do you not wake up every day cursing your dad's name? There's a difference between dying doing what you loved, and being a completely irresponsible idiot who kills his children and two of his wives for a few . thrills

Why are rappers often referred to as "rap artists," while anyone else can simply be called a "singer"? They're not called "song artists." Is it because they think people will confuse it with the word "wrapper"?

Yes, a bunch of idiots who blew out a 1-7 team by 20 at home.

So just to clarify, I work at an ad agency in New York, and have never served food in my life. I don't know where you made this assumption, you dipshit.

Did I say I was spitting in anyone's food? No I didn't. You're still the asshole. Stop going out to eat, asshole. Stay home, asshole.

And that would make you the type of guy that gets his food spit in when he goes out. You're a fucking asshole.