Okay, now I'm tempted to actually follow her Tweets.

Thanks!

Oh, I can't remember the name now for the life of me, but there was one Rimmel lip gloss line that was discontinued a few years ago that was the. perfect. gloss. It smelled/tasted like roses and sugar and was the perfect blend of shiny but not sticky. I used to have an empty tube saved in case I could find some for…

Is there a link or website for this wondrous product?

Orbitz were my gateway to Bubble Tea. And if I ever saw another bottle for sale I would snap that mother up for old times' sake.

I'm really holding out hope that it gets better. It might be a vain hope, but the idea just seems so ripe. Though - am I the only one that thought each episode was going to be a one-off short story? Kind of sad they're not.

"I'm all behind slamming his ass behind bars..." Phrasing? Although that gave an interesting nuance to the rest of your proposal.

Why is this not happening RIGHT THIS MINUTE?

That'll do it.

One assumes.

Ohhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaah. I never realized how actually close to the real thing it was before this article. Now how am I supposed to believe in a just and good world?

Oh my great god Cthuhlu. The see-through black lace shirt. Surely, the end of days is upon us. In the great judgment we have been found wanting. And this? This is our punishment.

I don't, what...what the actual math?

Holee Shite.