ESPN Exec: [reads tweets]

Now that's what I call a Barbie-Q.

Did Nick Swisher sleep with the third base foul line's wife, or what?

I'd be more impressed if he could dribble it.

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.

Here's a gif of all the shots Chris Bosh made in Game 7:

So I've been Aaron Hernandez-ing all of these years?

If true, he won't be a tight end for much longer.

"Cool if we come back for Game 8 though?"

Santa Monica Blvd., 1971.