Um, it seems if you can see this, then you got in first.

Karma got to O.J. and Karma will get to Zimmerman.

Keep your chins up, George.

I'm sure Japan has a vending machine that will sell you as many as you need.

I'll be back in 15 minutes.

Can't believe they used a live version of "Sweet Jane!" Nice call 1980.

Apparently, "the 47%" included 83% of his own family.

Looks like Fox News is about to get a cooking show.

I think Sarah Polley would be great. She could be a Canadian spy. Spying on....Nova Scotia?

If I were Aaron Hernandez, I'd get all my private masterbating in right now.

+1

The Chinese have discovered the kickstand. They're catching up. Shit!

The most disturbing part is that this WNBA game looks better attended than a Marlins home game.

McDonalds needs to simply make the best burger. They are trying to offer everything and they are losing their focus.

And so ended the great "Home Plate Live Microphone" experiment.

What if you are allergic to chocolate? This child is a monster.

You can trust me...

Colin Cowherd, Skip Bayless, Dan Lebatard. Everyone at ESPN has turned into a publicity seeking troll. Sad.

Al Michaels had the over at -130.

If you think that's impressive, you should see his Mulsanne badged Chrysler 300.