Dear Penthouse,

It very much was not

I’m just here to admit that I’m impressed you all didn’t catch that Screamapillar’s (whose name is also a Simpsons reference) literally submitted the plot to Episode 7.25.

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

Not that fast. 

- Hi, I’m Rob Lowe, and I have DirectTV.

As an Oregonian, you missed about 395 different types of rain. Much like the Inuit have 500 words for snow, Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians) have 400+ different types of feeling depressed to describe the exact nature of the rain and the grey sky. It’s a cold soaking mist coming from a slate gray…

I’m not against Dany going ‘Mad Queen’ per say... but having it be done when everyone’s surrendered seemed like some lazy writing to force Dany v. Jon.

This is going to sound defeatist as hell, but I really have no faith there is any coming back from this. We have opened a pandora’s box of normalized hate that now has the complicit support of some of the most powerful people in the world.

The day that these traitors are dragged from their homes and publicly executed will be the day that my faith in this country is restored.

I’m leaning away from supporting the Johnson/Nixon*/Clinton style of impeachment and more towards the Ceaușescu/Mussolini/Louis XVI version.

I guess we can stop wondering how German citizens lived through the Third Reich. Just like this.

Jason, I’ve been a developer on more than one of these types of monolithic ambitious-but-aimless projects that eventually lurches over the finish line (late). You’ve gone through months (or years) of very real suffering to get it to that point, and when it arrives, you’re embarrassed at what’s been put out. It’s…

As a wise man once said “Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I won’t eat the filthy mutherfucker.”

Yeah, like I said he really does say he likes the taste better. He’s not under the assumption when we go for steaks that I’m at health risk if I order it medium-rare, it’s just not his thing.

All downhill once Hogan won the belt. 

They’re filming on sand.

I wish I could properly express my gratitude for all the love and support I got from friends and family and colleagues and many of you over the past couple of months, but I don’t know if I have the ability to do so. I haven’t even fully processed all of that love yet, and I may never finish

welcome back

Looks cool, but wtheck is Rooster Teeth?