get fucked

I would rather split wood in real life than about any other chore or duty.

“Fuck you, I got mine” as a political ideology is a helluva drug

Still a running family joke and we don’t even live in his state

I said both of these things last night to a staunchly republican friend who works in finance. He paused for a minute and said, “well it’s going to be the recession first to give people less options then the war to get the poor to go fight and die”

absofuckinglutely here for this.

for rich people to suck each others dicks in a totally cool way and us to support it.

Like, you think you get to a point where you don’t get shocked anymore and then this admin just does some cruel heartless shit to make life harder on people that are having a rough enough go already.

Just got one of these and it kept ice on a porch that had half day sun from friday at noon til I dumped it in the other cooler to go home on monday afternoon.

Just got one of these and it kept ice on a porch that had half day sun from friday at noon til I dumped it in the…

Worked for the Corta’s

What the fuck is this? Next work will expect me to work!

It is not just you. Tennis is more fun with them being great.

I moved into my new house last June and threw a house warming party and walked around inviting all the neighbors. I live in a modest community for younger families and had, humbly as I can say, the nicest house on the street, so everyone was interested in meeting us and sizing up the house.

The real reason the wall is going to have to be so damn big?

Seems like the free market is working just fine on this occasion.

dammit

Not quite the exact same thing, as you block quoted. But you do you.

Color me Shocked. Nepotism is just the worst, unless it’s working for you, then it’s pretty alright!

I hate to be a Simpsons meme poster, but

I didn’t have a roommate freshman year, which was fucking awesome.