It was hot for those practices, too.

What’s the drink of choice for the weekend?

I punted on the NFL instead. It’s been liberating

She should probably watch Go Diego, so as to remind him he’s still important and has a chance to explore as well as Dora.

Isn’t that a treasonous statement? to declare war on POTUS?

Couldn’t have been a balleagle and never came back to the stadium, but nooo

Oh those little Niggli details.

If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

“And that’s why Martavis Bryant’s suspension is so much longer than Tom Brady’s.”

I want that as the final.

That picture makes it look like one of his eyes is drunk and the other is lazy and his smirk is dumb and fuck his face.

I was a senior in high school and we were all excused to go to a Dubya rally like half hour away, so we went up and got HAMMERED and went in. It was alright.

Scott Sifton is my district rep and a pretty cool dude.

Keep an eye out for your cruise friends!

Reading this on my phone and the espn alert chimed, “Steph scores 51 & flexes his muscles in win.”

Universal soldier?

Sorry for your loss.

Hot damn.

Grandfather died last year, and one woman didn’t read what kind of card it was. ‘Happy Birthday!’

Taproot