The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.

Collins and Murkowski have stood by their principles and been open and vociferous throughout. Real heroines.

I give those women a lot of credit, because I can’t say I wouldn’t have been intimidated by all the threats they’ve been getting. I appreciate that, despite not agreeing with them on many policies, they seem to be looking out for their constituents and not just their careers.

For an administration elected by segments of the population enraged by having to press 1 for English, how is it that no one in this godforsaken assemblage of filth is able to speak the fucking language?!

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

I took it to mean he challenged her to a duel instead of a physical fight because she could kick his ass in a physical fight.

The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one…

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Trump failed at casinos, football, steaks, and alcohol...in America.

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland:

Sherman: See, before I was only trying to get the bag in the hole some of the time-

“Put the hole in the bag, man. Every time.”

They’re fucking with us and loving it because it makes us look like fools unable to lead the free world, which, with our current choice of leader, I can’t really disagree with.

“They can’t call our President a toddler.”

Kris Bryant Leaves Game After Hurting His Hand On A Slide

I got the sense it was about how some parenting frustrations are insignificant, because you love your kids and them doing something that brings them joy makes those little frustrations worth it. I found it really touching. Another title for this could be “My Son is Ruining Zelda (But That Doesn’t Matter Because I Love…

Start reading io9, they all quit.

Jonah Muniz, Mabel Gondres, and Lorrie Pearson discuss their findings with local authorities.

There’s no way Trump Sr. was ignorant of this. That very day he suddenly started tweeting about Hillary’s emails ... the same emails that he later “asked the Russians to hack” in a press conference.