I understand the Republicans’ feelings here. They certainly would never do anything so disrespectful like interrupt an important event involving one of our leaders.

I get where he’s coming from. If there’s one thing Russians hate it’s unfairly trying to dictate the outcome of what should be a impartial process.

MMA fans are desperate that their latest, greatest hope for legitimacy is about to get his ass kicked by an old boxer.

Just want to say that as an American woman living in Texas: the chance of dying of pregnancy and maternity complications is several hundreds of times higher than my chances of being murdered by an undocumented immigrant. PRIORITIES!!

I’d say sorry, but I google image searched it and saw like 40 snake buttholes. That’s like 21 too many for my first time.

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

It’s not just me, right? Vintage Nadal and Federer is having me wonder if this year might be the last time we see the greatest rivals ever at their peak and we should consume every moment of it.

And they great part is, you knew exactly what you were getting with the rotting fish, and you got it. The contractor might’ve done a great job or a moderately OK job or somewhere in between, and who can live with that level of uncertainty?

Hey, at least it’s a change! You know, it’s like when I wasn’t really happy with my kitchen and thought about remodeling it. Well, the contractor was taking too long and spent too much time emailing about the details of the job (and he wasn’t really energetic, big turn off) so instead I just decided to throw a couple…

What am I, some kind of hobo? I mean, yes, but still.

That’s not the proactive and empathetic Uber I know.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

See this?:

I live on a quiet street with neighbors all around and while I can tell you some of their names, I don’t know them. A big issue is a lack of things in common. Two of my neighbors are elderly, the couple next door both work out of town and are never around. No one in my immediate vicinity has kids my age except for…

Here’s a horrifying thought. Is it possible that Trump pulled us out of the PARIS Accords because France’s leader Macron tried to out macho him when they met and shook hands last week and said so in public recently?

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

Did they pay you to come on?