big idiot’s beef

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Donald may never shake another leader’s hand. Word has gotten out that he’s as soft as jelly, and now everyone is gunning for him.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

“Spicer went on to assuage peoples fears by confirming that the only recording devices in the Oval Office are Russian ones.”

Uh, Kawhi didn’t play. Green and Co did a good job defending him.

But the EMALS!

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Well, of COURSE. No one thought the FBI would swoop in and save the day. Comey is no hero to anyone.

I have no love lost for James Comey, who I do think impacted the election, and no I don’t think HRC was blameless.

It’s so nice to be younger than these people because as time passes, they’ll all die off, and then I can organize a grave pissin’ roadtrip the likes of which this great nation has never before seen!!!!!!! YYEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!!

I shared this last week, but I finally decided to go to law school, got a scholarship, committed to a school, and was pretty nerve-wracked about it. I haven’t told many people yet, just close family.

They’re just going to stop holding Town Hall meetings then. “Too many troublemakers and nobody wants to listen to ‘our side’”, they’ll say. The refuge of the tyrant: ignore anything that doesn’t support your version of the truth.

The Doom of Valyria seems a lot like The Simarillion to me... Great story, but dozens of random elves/Targs running around is a lot more difficult to pull off on screen than on page.

SB 562 is working its way through the California legislature. Some text...

I remember campaigning for Obama in 2008. I was selected to give a speech to introduce him at a rally, after which, he thanked me by name on television. After his rally, I met him backstage and had photos taken.

one-hand-dribbling, set-shot-launching, no-dunking, two-pointers-only

“To talk him out of doing crazy things.”