That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

Here’s how I’d pitch it: “It’s the Expanse with robot battlesuits”

Six of one, half dozen of another.

He doesn’t write nearly as much as he used to. I used to love Page-2-era-Simmons but I actually tried to read something of his recently and I couldn’t. I don’t know if it’s the fact that it’s just not 2002 anymore, or if it’s because I know what his voice sounds like now and I was reading it in that voice, but…

Did they pay you to come on?

big idiot’s beef

I had to wince at the destruction of the art, but the video is clever and amazing. Thanks for posting it.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Donald may never shake another leader’s hand. Word has gotten out that he’s as soft as jelly, and now everyone is gunning for him.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

“Spicer went on to assuage peoples fears by confirming that the only recording devices in the Oval Office are Russian ones.”

Uh, Kawhi didn’t play. Green and Co did a good job defending him.

But the EMALS!

I honestly didn’t know what you were talking about at first. But I now assume you’re talking about the crawl and the misspelling of “acknowledged.” 

I would have gone with millions of working class, Evangelical rural whites voting for a billionaire reality TV star who lives atop a golden tower in Manhattan, as a protest against, “big-city media elites.”

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Well, of COURSE. No one thought the FBI would swoop in and save the day. Comey is no hero to anyone.

I have no love lost for James Comey, who I do think impacted the election, and no I don’t think HRC was blameless.