SB 562 is working its way through the California legislature. Some text...

I remember campaigning for Obama in 2008. I was selected to give a speech to introduce him at a rally, after which, he thanked me by name on television. After his rally, I met him backstage and had photos taken.

one-hand-dribbling, set-shot-launching, no-dunking, two-pointers-only

“To talk him out of doing crazy things.”

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

Chappelle’s Show spoof of the street interviews is 100 times better than any actual episode of Real Sex.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

Sessions was referring to Hawaii. It’s unclear whether or not Sessions knows that Hawaii is one of the fifty states or if he was just being racist.

second-best. 

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Trump and “golden” in the same sentence. Hmm, what else does that remind me of?

I clicked on this expecting to find out that DeVos had appointed that UT affirmative action bitch.

“Player Hater’s Ball” was such an underrated skit.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/nov/22/harry-reid/harry-reid-says-82-presidential-nominees-have-been/

Reminder: McConnell’s Republican Opposition Congress filibustered 79 Obama nominees before Reid went for the nuclear option.

This might bruise his ego, but he cam longer abuse the notion of being an every-down RB; he may need to switch professions or at least branch out into different aspects of football.

This is your first kid, isn’t it?