Every Hitler needs a Reichstag Fire.

That’s called outrage fatigue and trump is counting on it. Take a breather and then put your yelling pants back on.

The failing @nytimes writes total fiction concerning me. They have gotten it wrong for two years, and now are making up stories & sources!

I just wanted to share this pic. Taken from twitter about the LGBT protest. The commitment of this is legit

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Regardless, Trump supporters will be happy their guy secured their freedom to continue making uninformed decisions.

I saw that and my first thought was that no, it isn’t at all like that. It’s more like having a dietician advise that you eat at Burger King. (without having to disclose the fact that he owns a bunch of Burger Kings.)

FUCK THOSE BABIES THE BATHWATER WAS DISGUSTING!

This is so dangerous. Once someone from the administration says something, it becomes fact to a certain group of people. It doesn’t matter if they make an attempt to retract it (p.s. despite some articles I’ve been reading, I don’t see the above as a retraction, it’s almost more of a doubling down.)

#neverforget

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

This was always OBL’s stated intentions. He was never going to win a physical war. He didn’t have the armament or the people. He knew that. So he set out to completely disrupt our way of life and have us make choices based on fear rather than intelligence.

Never let terrorists change who you are.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

What do you mean? Cockfighting is as old as time.

“I’m going to have to fight a chicken right now with my dick hanging out in the Caribbean”