I think that Democrats have calculated that allowing Trump to appoint incapable stooges to these cabinet posts will improve Democrats chances at winning offices in 2018 and 2020. Basically, it’s the Republican playbook of 2009, just instead of having to obstruct the Republicans to make the public blame them for…

The Democrats have no one to blame but themselves for losing the labor unions.

Look, asshole, I told you before we went to the party I was going to get shitfaced drunk, make a pass at the hostess in front of her husband, corner one of the black people so I could tell that killer Freddie Gray joke, drop a c-bomb on the first woman to reject my sloppy, hands advances (also the hostess - two birds…

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

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Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Any bets on how fast Trump pardons the RT America reporter? I mean, Russia Today, it’s not like there’s any reason he would stand by his man...

I hear wounds from a Morgul blade never really heal.

The Party of Personal Responsibility, y’all.

By the same argument, she is saying that everyone on the left is an egg-throwing psychopath.

First they came for the Eggos, and I cried not, “Leggo!”

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Such language! Do you kiss your mothe— nevermind.

Update: Tent smells like mildew.  Should have dried it out better before packing it up after last summer’s camping trip.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

The Boomers are the generation that is killing us right now. They are huge, turn out to vote, and feel overwhelmed trying to keep up with technology. They have never lived through truly hard times, so they just focus on social issues instead of more meaty matters of national importance, thinking that things will…

We should be mad at ourselves for letting the House of Representatives fill up with obstructionist shitheads.

#FreeMelania

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.