““Having discussed that issue at some length, that does not sound like something I said or intended to say,” Sessions replied.”

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

We hired someone named Amanda six months ago. Every time, and I mean EVERY time, her name comes up in discussion I think of that bit. It’s like “That’s what she said,” but with “Hugginkiss.”

One is cruel, calculating, emotionless and will lead to the downfall of humanity... and the other was in a James Cameron movie.

What’s the difference between SkyNet and Kellyanne Conway?

My mom owns me online constantly.

“Blow me dick!” - Popeye’s blue years

Trigger anyone? You’re the guy begging for a safe space.

He’s no longer draining the swamp. He’s just setting up his new cabinet HQ there.

Threats need to be taken seriously but I’m not sure how much of a threat this woman is.

The former waitress, who said she has been unemployed since 2004, spoke in a soft voice and told the judge she is receiving Social Security disability assistance.

We’re putting the band back together.

Somewhat disagree. What Putin wants is more confrontation with America. He wants us to engage them on some front so that he can sell the Us vs Them narrative to his populous.

It’s also an oddly prophetic Brexit commentary. If you rearrange the letters in Rogue One, you get Gone Euro.

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

I suggest rethinking that whole “Over 38" thing, guys.

I’m right there with you. I left the polls proud that I had voted for America’s first woman president. I was certainly wrong about that.

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.