It’s amazing to me how quickly the “mainstream media” has normalized this shit. Not even two weeks after the election, and still months before he’s sworn in, and fucking CNN is already waffling on whether it’s really fair to expect the leader of the free world to alienate his base by confirming that he doesn’t think…

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

What I think is complicated, I admit, and not entirely clear even to me.

I’m impressed with how a freakishly athletic 21-year-old managed to mimic that 52-year-old middle manager from the morning run.

Sincere thanks to all of you at Jez and The Slot that continue to report this shit.

I know their actual names are in the headline, but I literally still somehow read this as “Of Course Leia Fucked Han Solo,” and I was like.....well, yeah. Who ever doubted that?

That’s kind of like saying Joseph Goebbels and Hermann Goering didn’t commit genocide. Hitler did.

“He was right all along. Did you see what I was wearing? I was totally asking for it”

you know what i will miss most about obama?

A harsher punishment would have been to make him play the next four games.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

Things were looking up for him.

well......at least not in a good way

I just wanted to get on top of his toes.

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

“I just get in their heads and screw with them. Take them out of their element. Just watch”

I work with people who talk about term limits like they’d be a good thing. And my response is always “if no one doing the job has been there for more than 4 years, no one is going to know what they’re doing. Instead of 30 year congressmen, you’ll have a majority leader’s chief of staff or a party boss who hangs…

Shock is a luxury. No time for luxury anymore. Time to organize, protest, volunteer.