*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

HOT TAKE: I wish him a speedy recovery (for my own personal basketball enjoyment).

Someone (maybe Billy?) needs to find a bunch of people like you that took longshot preseason bets on Leicester. You should take your winnings and go to Bangkok. The title-clinching party will be crazy there!

it’s also probably not entirely accidental.

Simon and Garfuckyou.

That’s the Twitter equivalent of selling someone’s mom to ISIS for a Chipotle gift card.

The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

I have two hands

This guy deserves his business to go, like, mega-bankrupt.

They exist alright & they are a menace.

This is terrible to say, and is probably going to get me lit up here, but stories like this make me think that assisted suicide should be 100% legal all over the country. If I were faced with early-onset Alzheimer’s to this extent, I would not want that to ruin my wife’s life or anyone else’s.

I’m so sorry to read this, because it is truly heartbreaking, and yet I can’t help but think it deserves an even longer treatment somewhere. If it gave you any solace at all to write about your experience, please look into expanding on it if you can. It’s something that many of us, sadly, can relate to.

Klopp fucking rules.

They also just lost half of their secondary, their captain on defense, and had a shitty offensive line to start with.

It’s too bad Jeff Fisher won’t be around to see the Titans name all those draft picks captains against the Rams in 2-3 years.

This is still, to me at least, the weirdest story to come out of international football in a while. And this is a sport that had it revealed that an executive rented an apartment just for his cats last year.

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.