The father felt it. Do you?

I think the best way to completely ruin Superdelegates is to have Zack Snyder direct their movie.

Why did you take a job working for cat-killers?

If you have to have that conversation with another prospective employer in the future, I can’t imagine there is anything negative about “I had an opportunity to expand my career in a new and different way than anything I had done before. It was a great way to stretch my limits and make myself a more well rounded and…

That’s disgusting.

I could’ve told you this months ago. Me and my 15 year old friends only use Snap Chat to talk.

So, now University athletic departments will have to hire a specialist who can edit the meta data on email? Won’t that raise the cost of college for all students?

#BlackTopMatters

Zero fucks Obama is the best Obama.

“Fuck. So close.”

Eh, I wouldn’t call it a flop house. However, I’d be interested in what the place looks like furniture and fixture wise after a year or two. If it’s ikea quality, shit’s gonna look pretty grim and broke dick.

Shit is hitting the fan already in Iceland for our prime minister. Protests, shutting down of large sections of downtown around the parliament.

I cried laughing maybe 5 times. We had a blast.

three cousins in one week is pretty weird.

I haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time. Thank you for your content as well as your much needed and refreshing view on sports. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I personally love everything going on today.

Too bad

Awww man! Soooo ... we were going to wait to announce this until next week but I’m terrible at keeping secrets — I’m coming back to Deadspin :)