First off - the fact that this man has no empathy and is clearly a narcissist is one thing. But can we please acknowledge that he can not even speak about “women” or “women’s issues” without talking as if he’s speaking to men about them? By that, I mean he will keep saying “I’m gonna be so good for women. Women love…

He lives.

Don't be too hard-on him.

My cat brought me a mouse this morning. Which is kind of the same thing, except IT’S NOT AT ALL. Wtf, Taz, Step it up.

I doubt Trump could even tell you what his trade positions are beyond “We need to win trade!”

Listen, I know this is cynical as shit, but: I doubt as many as 10% of Trump’s voters could even tell you what his trade positions are.

I’ve been a 100% Klinnsman defender but I’m wavering. If we were losing games because we were looking ahead by grooming the next generation I’d understand. If we were losing because we were struggling to implement a new fluid attacking style I’d understand.

You won?

There was no sign that said FUCK DREW or anything, although that would have been understandable.

I have a harder time explaining Michael Jordan’s moves as owner Charlotte to my 7 year old than I do explaining homosexuality. He understands that it’s okay that a guy can be in love with a guy, he has no idea why Jordan chose Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and neither do I for that matter.

Some people, when they are deeply concerned, start to cry. I’d hate to see that.

Two consecutive kinja articles I just read: Clockwork Orange is coming to Netflix next week, followed by Cruyff dying. Weird.

NFL: Fine, you don’t have to do it this year. But mark my words, in 2016 Hard Knocks will definitely be filming in St. Louis.

“Donald Trump is so orange that he makes John Boehner look like an albino.”

“Any other needle-threaders we missed tonight?”

“We’re sending you to the Giants.”

Nolo contedre—my friends and even my detractors!—that’s what it is. Make no mistake, we’d love a verdict that allows for—look! Every American is tired of the liberal—the conservative—the gun-toting redbloodeds, like a Muslim would. The rapid advance of Islamic, call it what it is. That’s why, for a verdict that I have…

Unfortunately, when she read that a pilot will be shot first, she took a shotgun down to the airport with steely determination and got immediately arrested.

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