I cried laughing maybe 5 times. We had a blast.

three cousins in one week is pretty weird.

I haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time. Thank you for your content as well as your much needed and refreshing view on sports. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I personally love everything going on today.

Too bad

I enjoyed reading an Adequate Man post? Fuck, I’m confused.

I was taking a shower and washing my butt, as you do, and pulled on something. Kept pulling. Started freaking the fuck out. Threw whatever it was against the wall and kept freaking out. Thought for sure I had some sort of intestinal worm. It was a rice noodle. That I pulled out of my butt.

For some reason I decided that using a neti pot for the FIRST TIME EVER, immediately after eating Carl’s Jr (aka Hardee’s, depending on what part of the country you live in), was a grand idea. I started laughing so hard upon seeing water streaming out of one nostril (I am easily amused) that I swallowed a ton of salt…

Awww man! Soooo ... we were going to wait to announce this until next week but I’m terrible at keeping secrets — I’m coming back to Deadspin :)

First off - the fact that this man has no empathy and is clearly a narcissist is one thing. But can we please acknowledge that he can not even speak about “women” or “women’s issues” without talking as if he’s speaking to men about them? By that, I mean he will keep saying “I’m gonna be so good for women. Women love…

He lives.

Don't be too hard-on him.

My cat brought me a mouse this morning. Which is kind of the same thing, except IT’S NOT AT ALL. Wtf, Taz, Step it up.

I doubt Trump could even tell you what his trade positions are beyond “We need to win trade!”

Listen, I know this is cynical as shit, but: I doubt as many as 10% of Trump’s voters could even tell you what his trade positions are.

I’ve been a 100% Klinnsman defender but I’m wavering. If we were losing games because we were looking ahead by grooming the next generation I’d understand. If we were losing because we were struggling to implement a new fluid attacking style I’d understand.

Ya, it’s almost like humour is subjective or something...

No way. More of this kind of vibe:

You won?

There was no sign that said FUCK DREW or anything, although that would have been understandable.