I have a harder time explaining Michael Jordan’s moves as owner Charlotte to my 7 year old than I do explaining homosexuality. He understands that it’s okay that a guy can be in love with a guy, he has no idea why Jordan chose Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and neither do I for that matter.

Some people, when they are deeply concerned, start to cry. I’d hate to see that.

Two consecutive kinja articles I just read: Clockwork Orange is coming to Netflix next week, followed by Cruyff dying. Weird.

NFL: Fine, you don’t have to do it this year. But mark my words, in 2016 Hard Knocks will definitely be filming in St. Louis.

“Donald Trump is so orange that he makes John Boehner look like an albino.”

“Any other needle-threaders we missed tonight?”

“We’re sending you to the Giants.”

Nolo contedre—my friends and even my detractors!—that’s what it is. Make no mistake, we’d love a verdict that allows for—look! Every American is tired of the liberal—the conservative—the gun-toting redbloodeds, like a Muslim would. The rapid advance of Islamic, call it what it is. That’s why, for a verdict that I have…

Unfortunately, when she read that a pilot will be shot first, she took a shotgun down to the airport with steely determination and got immediately arrested.

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Because the guy publishing the study shouldn’t be allowed within a ten mile radius of a peer reviewed journal when it comes to climate change. He publishes alarmist bullshit that does nothing to further our understanding of what’s actually going on, and lends credence to the idea that climate change is all politically…

Not shocked. I maintain that things will change much more dramatically/faster than predicted. This will not be linear. I would expect tipping point/exponential changes.

It was still worth watching Kobe beast against Spain in the 2008 Beijing finals. Spain and Pau Gasol were going to take the gold if Kobe put everyone in their place. That has to be in Kobe’s top 5 career moments because that man was not going to let USA lose.

Starting Five:

Curry, Kahwi, Durant, Lebron, Green (Basically an uber-version of GS’s Death lineup).

Bench unit: Cousins, Klay, Russel Westbrook, Griffin, Chris Paul

Spare parts: Harden, Aldridge

I miss Greg too, Barry.

“Wow that guy must have smaller hands than me” - Trump

Dear gods, is this perfect timing. This past summer, my best friend suddenly became hostile and unfriendly; no warning, no explanation, no anything. Then I found out that she had been excluding me from activities we used to do with two other gfs, and then posting their fun on Facebook for me to see. This put the other…

I think Clone Wars goes a long way in patching up the emotional arc that was missed in the movies, which was possibly their biggest flaw.

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.