The best burn in the segment is describing Kanye as a bored sociopath with a finger free anus.

To Tyler/anybody I have pissed off I apologize, I got carried away and I agree these pics are not relevant to this story.

Each of these old coaches is a little buggy.

Sure, and Russia’s illegal invasion of Georgia, the illegal invasion of Ukraine, the subsequent illegal annexation of Crimea, flying nuclear-capable bombers into sovereign airspaces, simulating nuclear attacks on neighbors, stating that Estonia’s and Lativa’s departure from the Soviet Union was illegal and thus the 2…

Trump is an idiot, as are you. Putin is a horrible scumbag and a tremendous danger to Europe as well as the Middle East, but you are too stupid to pour piss out of a boot, so I dont expect you to understand.

GTFO idiot

they had to cut down all those trees to get the car in there to take the video

A swirl, if you will.

If the Republicans had been willing to do a budget deal instead of letting the sequester go into effect, there would have been more money. After a decade and a half of war, and a Congress that care more about “Starve the Beast” than military readiness, it’s not surprising.

The main reason to not believe it is because it comes from RT, who says they got the information from “an insider”. Follow the rule of RT reversal, and you get the truth: an insider told them what to say and to report it to everyone.

Tell me more about this unknown teen looking to score.

Yep! We got an email from a lovely commenter being like, “Send Anna on this thing” and my bosses were like, “OK” and I was like “wait I was mostly kidding when I said I wanted to go and wrote a pitch” and they were like “No, too late,” and I was like “....” and then I went.

This is the Twitter equivalent of hitting a hard 18 in Blackjack, pulling a 3, and then telling everyone else at the table it was statistically the right move because you got 21.

Yeah, Zeus is an asshole. I’m surprised there aren’t more hedge funds named after him.

Yet Curt Schilling gets fired for giving a history and math lesson at the same time.

vanilla offense

“Pack your things and get out, you son of a bitch!”

Probably? Let’s be honest, Molotov and Dr. Girlfriend scenes alone would make it appointment viewing.

That part was entirely prosthetic adhesive. I had to really anchor it down there to give some lift because they are not actually that perky.