Went back and re-read that trade: the thunder turned down a 26 year old Tyson Chandler for an old Joe Smith, a useless Chris Wilcox and someone that sounds like a NBA live generated player. I think Chandler could have had his foot amputated, I still might’ve pulled the trigger.

Donatas Motiejunas: failed physical.

Odds that if something like this were to happen, it would of necessity involve the Sixers: 100,000,000,000%.

AB, these political eulogies are fan-fucking-tastic.

Now that’s funny.

i was hoping he’d make it to the general because I am convinced he was laundering coke money during the 80s and I want to find out more...

The b-2 is impressive but the best I’ve seen was better....

holy Christ that B2, B1, B52....

Ah the elusive Kinja downvote

The GOP: Constantly in a battle for “Oh you think that’s a shitty thing to do?!”

No need to click the sound on for the Vine. There’s no Benny Hill music, I checked. smdh

Once again I just stopped by to fill a few minutes gap between busy work.

not to be dramatic but that is the best sentence ever to be written in the history of the english language

Before I answer: Am I allowed to put rat poison in their beer when they’re not looking?

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

It’s one thing for an agency to provide data upon request. It’s quite another to be listed as a ‘co-author’ on a deeply flawed and highly political report

Fan.freaking.tastic. Looser.

This is so silly. No one would ever buy this because Ted Cruz is a really likable guy!

Counterpoint: this is awesome