“Can you please state your name and tell us what got you into this mess?”

I could ignite Deadspin’s audience by typing “tits” 300 times and hitting the publish button.

I hope they don’t do a Hangover 2 in the sequel. Deadpool was an amazing movie, but Fox could rush things making DP an annoying (not fun) franchise.

More like Itchy & Scratchy, I think. Plus profanity. Lots of fucking profanity.

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

Ehh. As someone trained as an economist, that usually isn’t the case. In war, you make products that can’t be used for any sort of useful work. In the case of missiles, you make a million dollar unmanned airplane and crash it into the ground. Economically, you would be better off paying people to dig holes and fill…

Putinbots have gotten so brazen that they now actively advertise their purpose in their usernames. So meta.

Yeah that was a pretty medvedecious statement.

There’s a huge different between Desert Storm and fighting the Iraqi army versus fighting ISIS.

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

First of all, the USN/USMC Blue Angels are Aviators, not pilots like their USAF cousins.

“Most dives are fine.”

As much as Russia likes to have a ring of client states around them (and given historical events, it’s understandable), their increasing meddling under Putin is going to drive nations that have been traditionally neutral into the arms of Western alliances. Even if they don’t join up with NATO, I’d expect much cozier…

CBS: Voters decide who makes the debate; the top 5 from NH are in

I would argue there are only kid’s tables at the GOP debates.

Deadpool vs Snakes on a Plane.

I think those who thought it was Luke was a relative minority though.

Number 1a.

Fantastic & thorough articles, as always. Thanks!

I absolutely love how, out of all the movies he’s done over the years, it’s Deadpool that is what could best be considered a passion project for Ryan Reynolds.