Man, this article is just full of ads telling people to get fucked.

How the fuck is this guy not gray?

Yeah, because creating power vacuums in unstable regions always turns out so well.

I tried to come up with adjectives for how difficult it would be, and then finally accepted that ‘impossible’ is not too harsh.

I don’t even want to know what Papa John is doing to his bowel. Oh, and then there’s the pizza.

How do we know it wasn’t the Skechers Shape-Ups?

He does have a shit-eating grin

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

I'm sure some part of him was talking to Jay. For a star wideout not to have some conversation with his quarterback is borderline insane.

Look, Peyton might not be lying here. The fact that his forehead just grew another inch might just be a coincidence.

I’m just going to stick this here because it’s fun.

Excellent as always. Makes my day when I can sit down and dig into one if your great long articles.

If you’re a liquor drinker, vodka tonics with diet tonic (0 calories per serving) is the way to go if you’re calorie counting.

I can totally relate to this though, as my wife and I are currently trying to cut back on the boozing. Most nights we were splitting a six pack of a high calorie IPA, sometimes more. We’ve…

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Solvency

“That is not the worst thing that could be said. But I never said it. It’s not in my vocabulary.”

Thought processes following these things are always such a mixed bag.

That's the joke. Sixers almost winning is pretty much a win.