i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

I thought the same thing! But I did find this.

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.

none of the players in an offside position were involved though

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

What she meant was “Stick to sports as long as the people talking sports support my own fundamentalist narrow minded bigoted political ideology”

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

This has been brewing for a long time. Sarah has never quite figured out why ESPN hasn’t shown a Glen Rice highlight during the past decade.

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

5.5 - confer with associates re Cardinals matter; draft comments re same; review and revise same

Cardinals fans also suck because it took three of us to write five paragraphs.

Chelsea fans can now go and be anti-semitic in Tel Aviv and then do some weird pro-Putin bullshit in Donetsk

Against the lawyers that defend the mentally ill? Are you serious? Reagan defunded mental health facilities back in the eighties and ever since then there’s been a stigma for seeking treatment. Lawyers who defend the mentally ill aren’t some powerful fucking lobby out there.

on the positive side: Arsenal are not getting bounced by Bayern in the first knockout round. They will play a group winner and will get bounced by them.

Yeah, and that made sense in 1789, when the strongest a military could be is an army of a few thousand men, unarmored, firing slow-loading muskets that had terrible aim. There were no automatic weapons, or planes, or bombs, or rockets, or grenades, or tanks, or night-vision goggles, or nuclear weapons. It also made…

Porto-Chelsea with the Mourinho subtext should be interesting

I respectfully disagree, Greg. America didn’t lose the war against guns. We haven’t even had the balls to start one.