In his defense, it's probably not fair to single out his homophobia. I, for one, am willing to give him credit and say that Marshall Henderson probably has very dumb thoughts about a lot of other things, too.

"Who is the worse person, me for what I said or any of the HUNDREDS who just cursed me??"

I assume you meant pre war Germany and modern day Russia?

And my mom loves anal. You are so wrong, Drew!

♫ My bologna has a first name

Frankly, I thought my follow-up question was better:

Look, I realize that it's a funny joke, and that this took place in the Bible Belt and all, but I'm a little uncomfortable with @mkimbaa's insistence that this happened in Eva, Alabama and not Steva, Alabama.

So you're saying he's been blacklisted?

Sure, he's a racist, but have you seen his dedication to supporting breast cancer research? Look at what he's wearing! And he's trying to grow real-live breasts! BRA-VO, MR. STERLING BRA-VO.

I get where this guy is coming from. Hating Deadspin is a full-time job for me, and I'm sick of all the leitches-come-lately who waited until the Manti Te'o story or Doug Exeter's arrival to jump on the bandwagon.

The last time I shared a bed with a kid (while at my parents house) was with our 3 year old son. He had been on a strike of eating real food, demanding to subsist off of tortillas, yogurt and / or fruit snacks for the week previous to us leaving. THEN, we get to Grammy's house (jesus, my mom came up with this name for…

Sosa's the last person I'd expect to be whitewashed.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

I see. So it's The First 48, except the brown single mom survives.

this is true cinema verite and should be nominated as an oscar short.

Also, this:

Jaden Smith reminds me of a young, sentient robot. Not as self-aware though.

This is basically idiot criticism bingo, so I'll just put this here so I can point to it in the future.

Counting up post counts for negative and positive stories is not a very convincing metric of "balance" in coverage.