"amateurs" - Darren Sharper

Police are detaining Kaepernick because they heard that he's always a threat to run.

Tough sport. The losers suffer the agony of defeat and they have to mount and balance all those tires.

And he only came in 5th in Domestic Expectoraneous?

Probably something like this.

and that was just Josh Hamilton.

A Reminder of the "war on christmas" swayed my vote.

I think you're being way too hard on him. You don't know what life is like on the streets.

This is like your girlfriend telling you that she's a virgin, except for that one time with that guy from Australia, oh and also the other night with some guy from the West Coast, but they don't count since she didn't "really care" about those times.

Luckily for this young woman she knows the Miranda Rights. Miranda has no rights. She's an androgynous ginger of quirky disposition and awkward haircuts that plays 4th fiddle to the extravagancy and opulence of Carrie, the courtesan encounters of that harlot Samantha and the refined and repressed sexuality of…

Between here and The Vane these sub-Gawker sites, or whatever the hell they are, are becoming more interesting than the actual GM sites. I enjoy all the work you put into this Tyler, thank you :)

"Our campaign apologizes for any inconvenience this may have caused."

@letsgolakers086 What is this "winning" thing you do? DM us with details.

From the QRA mission here in Lithuania.

Cheerleader: This is so not Fair!! How come that male cheerleader can put on all that weight and not get in trouble?

"And on top of all of this... well, did you know that one of the guys who I worked around actually helped cover up a murder?

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

McCann: [blocks plate]

Albert Burneko: Thanksgiving post! Who wants leftovers?