A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

What she meant was “Stick to sports as long as the people talking sports support my own fundamentalist narrow minded bigoted political ideology”

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

This has been brewing for a long time. Sarah has never quite figured out why ESPN hasn’t shown a Glen Rice highlight during the past decade.

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

5.5 - confer with associates re Cardinals matter; draft comments re same; review and revise same

Cardinals fans also suck because it took three of us to write five paragraphs.

Chelsea fans can now go and be anti-semitic in Tel Aviv and then do some weird pro-Putin bullshit in Donetsk

Against the lawyers that defend the mentally ill? Are you serious? Reagan defunded mental health facilities back in the eighties and ever since then there’s been a stigma for seeking treatment. Lawyers who defend the mentally ill aren’t some powerful fucking lobby out there.

on the positive side: Arsenal are not getting bounced by Bayern in the first knockout round. They will play a group winner and will get bounced by them.

Yeah, and that made sense in 1789, when the strongest a military could be is an army of a few thousand men, unarmored, firing slow-loading muskets that had terrible aim. There were no automatic weapons, or planes, or bombs, or rockets, or grenades, or tanks, or night-vision goggles, or nuclear weapons. It also made…

It depends on what you mean by “smart”. They were certainly gifted thinkers but they were also unmistakably men of their time. Just about any modern Med school student probably knows more than the smartest Doctor of the 18th century about curing disease. Likewise, we know a ton of shit about governing that they…

Porto-Chelsea with the Mourinho subtext should be interesting

I respectfully disagree, Greg. America didn’t lose the war against guns. We haven’t even had the balls to start one.

I support this approach, as long as the AD is also willing to divide Tuberville’s pay into 12 equal parts, and only give him a check after each win. Any loss and the game check can go to charity. Maybe Meals on Wheels, Student Athlete Division.

This has caused great concern to South Korea’s government and military, who have straight up admitted even North Korea’s mix of less than cutting edge Sang-O class and nearly antique Romeo Class diesel submarines are hard to track once they have submerged sunk.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

Yet another flimsy excuse to post the F-22 Raptor with swing wings.