From the QRA mission here in Lithuania.

Cheerleader: This is so not Fair!! How come that male cheerleader can put on all that weight and not get in trouble?

"And on top of all of this... well, did you know that one of the guys who I worked around actually helped cover up a murder?

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

McCann: [blocks plate]

Albert Burneko: Thanksgiving post! Who wants leftovers?

♫ Every Rose has its persistent, debilitating thorn
Just like every night sees its... ah fuck it just kill yourselves Chicago ♫

lol wut

It's not that bad, the Ukraine has seen worse meltdowns.

1. Ranking things

Doug's wife

P is for the way it looks tonight

Rocket Frog.

FAISAL

I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha…

Most NFL coaches have a Type A personality; Rex Ryan has a Type II.

This is IMG's house. IMG, please cease and desist throwing those samples of 18th century Italian marble.

And now for my impression of RMJ=H's internal monologue before posting this.

Here's a satellite image showing where the stadium will go:

I could be all 'that could never happen' and 'Michael Bay SUCKS!' and 'the REAL Optimus and the REAL grimlock would NEVER do that!!!' but eh fuckit... if Prime, with sword, rides into battle on a t-rex-former, my inner nine year old is going to all kinds of wet himself with glee and i'm ok with that.