Yeah brah. This story better bulk the fuck up or get the fuck out.

You know who isn't thin? Richie Incognito! What a fat fuck that guy is!

Cleeland was clubbed in the face by a sock filled with coins, coins that free-agent linebacker Andre Royal had spent all day collecting from teammates.

Oh no. I hope your dog was okay.

Snark aside, Olbermann handled this brilliantly. He never once said the name "Boomer and Carton" during his monologue, so not only did he trash them, he didn't even plug their show. That has to annoy the shit out of these guys.

If the US did go with these jersey, it would certainly provide a resounding answer to our anthem's first line.

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On the other hand: I would pay good money for a reality show in which the likes of Bam Margera, Richie Incognito, AJ Pierzynski, et al, were trapped on the no-holds-barred "He Had It Coming Island."

Report: Richie Incognito Will Never Play Another Game As A Dolphin

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This guy?

I suppose it's coincidence they already had a Lamb ready to sacrifice?

Voice-over: Coming this summer, a motion picture experience unlike any other. One man, who's reputation has become tarnished by one foolish slip of his tongue...

Well, he has sat through at least two hours of live Kenny Chesney.

Before you post about how Riley Cooper has in fact been persecuted by people demanding he be thrown out of the NFL, can you take a minute to find and provide some citations? I'm an editor at this site and thus familiar with our policies of promoting anti-white racism and PC censoriousness, and even I haven't been able…

Come on, Riley Cooper has been through a lot. For the past 8 weeks, he's been SURROUNDED by black people.

The phrase, "Well and truly fucked," comes to mind...

When Florida State is comfortably in the lead, you should watch this movie. Fun fact: each time you watch a reviewed movie, a baby seal gets his wings. Or something.

How far can you punt a football?

Huh. How 'bout that? I always just lumped "tan" into one unappetizing flavor.