Would you pass up nearly four percent of your salary for a superstition?

Would you pass up nearly four percent of your salary for a superstition?

Just looked at the extended clip of this on MLB.com. No, it wasn't a squeeze. Choo somehow thought it'd be a good idea to take a few extra steps off third after he saw the miserable bunt attempt fail. So really, this is even MORE stupid than the manager calling for a squeeze. But let's not split hairs. If it was…

You say Spurs sold their soul, but I thought the biggest story of the transfer window was that no one did a deal with the Red Devils.

Speed kills.

I met this guy once. With that face tattoo I assumed he was in a band, so I asked him and apparently I was right. They're called "The Third Shift Stock Boy At Target". I've never heard of them. They must be pretty indie.

Still better than an elephant in the throes of menstruation.

Galileo Mondol: Oh god what did I do? I'm going to jail. I'm. Going. To. Jail. My parents! I've ruined them. Forever. Their lives are over. And the school! The school will just be destroyed because of me. The team is finished, too. They won't able to play after without me, after what I've done. How will anyone go on?…

^ Reason #1 why jacuzzi_rick sucks.

Lets pray these privileged kids don't find an effective method to sweep these horrendous charges under the rug.

Doesn't even bother with the eyeholes. Perfect.

I keep expecting this little guy to be seated on the wall at the end of the super-zoom

I think that's the first time I've seen an outdoor baseball game in Japan since Mr. Baseball.

Whatever. Just last night, Tony La Russa had six deviations over the median.

Interestingly, Fleck learned the rowing dance from fellow coach Lane Kiffin, who utilizes the same motion whenever he decides to leave town rather than sinking with his ship.

The best day of the year is watching that miserable cheating sociopath shamble up to the podium and stand there glowering down at his distraught ballwashers in the Boston media like Shalise Manza Young and Tom E (THAT'S E!!! TO YOU) Curran as they begin to tear up and instead of asking questions, simply plead with…

"One of his favorite things to do is put on LeBron's championship ring (he has to use two fingers)."

Ah, this is really agonizing. If we kill the win, do we fuck the loss and marry the draw?

#Killthesave

I don't want an open kitchen because of entertaining, I want an open kitchen because it keeps the family connected during all the times there aren't a ton of people over and because closed-off kitchens are claustrophobic. There are tons of good reasons to want an open floor plan and an "entertaining" kitchen that have…