Jared's good name is now sullied.

You know it's bad when a dude flees to Ohio.

You know there was that profile of Brad Johnson from awhile back which detailed all of his many, non-brain injury related health problems from his playing days. Many people pointed out that the piece shows how the focus on brain injuries is too narrow, and that's probably true.

James started to feel a bit light-headed and woozy after hearing the news he had been fired, so he retreated to the nearest unlit closet to rest for a few hours.

I'M IN LOVE!!!

Keith Olbermann: [reads Deadspin story]

That's an unfair comparison. Remmers wasn't blitzing.

I just don't get why everyone is beating the drums over this.

Sure, those are all valid points. But how does Matt feel about the Bills?

"...suggesting bylaw 12.5.2.2, which requires players to "take steps to stop" others making money off them "without the student-athlete’s knowledge or permission."

Stern: We can't have this type of animosity amongst owners.

Dolan is notoriously thin-skinned.

Currently working on one about how Casillas, Özil, di Maria, Benzema and Pogba aren't signing for Arsenal and how there's no fucking chance they retire the five greatest players ever.

"a very cool stunt that I'd like to have documented by a reputable news outlet."

By disabling a tactically important facility, drugs are finally displaying an understanding of the finer points of "war."

For the fuck of it, lets just have a no testing Olympics. Give everyone three years to take whatever they want and let's see how many records are broken. We should do it for science and to see how long the penises will get on the Chinese womens weight lifting team.

I'm reasonably certain that is not - in fact - the name of Gretchen Wilson's autobiography, and this seems like a joke that, with the benefit of hindsight, you might have chosen to keep to yourself.

I didn't think Limbaugh would sink this low while trying to silence someone talking about Beavers and the option.

I used to live in an apartment with dick-hole upstairs neighbors and it was a living hell until I realized that their breaker box was in my closet.