I believe the emoticon you were searching for was "+1."

I actually don't think our documentary was white enough.

the screws can run as much as $1,000 a pop.

Besides, if you were to compare a college football player to Rosa Parks, the obvious pick would be Eric LeGrand. That dude gets to sit wherever the hell he wants.

In terms of former Browns, this is easily the most incoherent thing said since Sammy Sosa last spoke.

They tried to do a 25-year reunion to commemorate the segment, but it was just gross.

"You are the EVIL EMPIRE OF GRITITUDE!" I screamed into my wife's vagina after we attempted to have sex on the beach.

What's the amount of time allowed before I can eat the food on my kid's plate? My son can fingerbang a quesadilla for half an hour, and never eat a bite of it. How long does it sit on his plate before it's fair game?

if early one morning the only cloud in the sky was shaped like penis, what impact would that have on the community it hung over? I'm not talking something that kinda sorta looks like a penis... I'm talking a no mistaking it huge erect sky penis. Would they send up airplanes to try to break it up? Would they report…

So I am two weeks into a new job (my first full time big boy job), and walking around the office I see a sea of totally bangable girls. Like some with big tits some small tits, some tall some short. Every skin color and hair color. I have been in a happily committed relationship for 2 years now, but walking around…

Balotelli: [dunks]

You know, this is nice. I tried having a relationship like this with a coworker. He was all like "What's up, cracker?" and I was like "Not much, N*****". With a slowly-dawning horror I remembered that my god-given name is Anthony Saltine. Plus this guy was Jewish.

At least it's better than fellow Lions Calvin Johnson and Matthew Stafford who refer to each other as "Meal Ticket" and "That fucking goofus redneck who can't throw a goddamn decent ball my way".

This isn't that uncommon— I hear that Mark Sanchez playfully calls some of his black teammates "n——-r," and they call him "terrible."

"A Catcher Pitched to a Pitcher Last Night, And It Was Great"

I tried the dry rub weenie once but I didn't feel I got my $30 worth.

Come on, really? How ignorant do you have to be to write something like that?

so that's where Riley was

"See? I told you the NBA had a problem!" – Jim Bowden

Regarding three names that were a "surprise" when suspensions were handed out (Bastardo, Valdespin, Escalona), had you heard rumblings of these guys before, but maybe didn't have the paper trail to confirm? Were there/are there others you're surprised haven't been popped yet?