This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm pretty sure the Riley episode kicked off like this
My dad's a doctor, and when we were kids, we were on a 3 hour flight and they made that call. He got up and went to the front, and he ended up having to sit next to a dead person for over an hour.
That was awfully nice of Rocker, although no one's ever doubted he knows his way around AA or AAA.
The Eagles just don't handle race when drunk in public very well.
Controversially, the infamous "Roger Goodell" celebration, during which a player exchanges a firm handshake with a teammate while defecating on a retired player's brain, will remain unpenalized by the league.
Isn't paternity, leave already an unspoken policy in the NBA?
How far can you punt a legal question?
@donovanjmcnab Will Riley Cooper be excused from Eagles team activities so he can seek counseling? What do you think? 2m
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, certainly not Anna Benson's spouse.
The bats were hung by the dugout with care,
In hopes that Bug Selig soon would be there.
The players were nestled all snug in their seats,
While visions of suspensions danced on their feats.
And…
As someone who has no love for either Rodriguez or the league office, and lots of love for ridiculous drama, I want for him to fight so badly. Best case scenario for me, they subpoena a bunch of really embarrassing emails (possibly showing a concerted effort to railroad players or collude with Yankees ownership to…
. . . Rodriguez, who recently bulked up his legal team . . .
Strauss (not technically a beat writer, but almost exclusively devoted to the Cards in-season) likes to take digs at the self-described "Best Fans in Baseball" and St. Louis in general, but in a town devoid of critical voices, I think he's a helpful (if sometimes annoying) tonic. Breaks stories and digs up good…
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