Wawrow: Marrone? That means brown in Spanish, right?

There is no way 2.3 million people sat down in their living room and watched the Espys.

UPDATE: Police reported to be searching the bottom of a lake in Bristol for ESPN's ratings.

I had a short stay with Breiðablik....and ysttvcnirgst-quslllp.

How about that, Iceland really is green.

The six worst Colts ever:

A less seasoned player than Lawrie doesn't make that throw.

Counterpoint: Eddie Lacy Is Not Fat By Wisconsin Standards

A-Rod:Selig::Moby Dick:Captain Ahab

I will never tire of the Schaub family Christmas photo.

Football is a business as much, if not more than any other sport on this planet. TV deals are astronomical and transfer fees grow exponentially, without any rhyme or reason. Middle Eastern billionaires scoop-up storied clubs like PSG, Monaco and Citeh, only to experience massive debts and unrealistic expectations.…

Of course he was "very, very surprised." He doesn't remember having any concussions while playing for the longhorns.

A girl at work totally had buttsweat on the back of her skirt the other day. Not a ton, just a small patch. Was it wrong of me to be turned on?

Cleveland is also where Lebron's hair was last seen.

What an absolute cluster. George Steinbrenner must be spinning in his grave, which is a shame, because in a just universe he'd still be alive and forced to watch this in person.

It's pretty much his only option at this point.

This is news only if you don't follow baseball—which, to be fair, CBS's audience may not—and to tease the lifetime ban concept as a revelation is a little disingenuous.

Lawrence Taylor Jr.: [attempts to have sex with MLB]

You'll never see that again!

I'm pretty sure they gave Silver such a good deal as recompense for stealing his girlfriend.